What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 02:39

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
You Only Live Twice
Diamonds Are Forever
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
A View to a Kill
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Octopussy
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Live and Let Die
From Russia With Love
Moonraker
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Dr No
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Goldfinger
-”She is very sexyful!”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
How do you get started in bestiality with a dog as a male?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-J W Pepper
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Why does cocaine makes me want to dress up and get fuck
-All the bad guys are black.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”Ah so!”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.